The McSweeney’s Book of Lists
Brought to you by McSweeney’s, this collection of lists submitted by readers is silly, with undertones of randomness. Especially the unicorn bits.
Adjectives Rarely Used by Wine Tasters
Things Going Through Robert Plant’s Mind When Jimmy Page Takes a Solo
What is today, Wednesday? It’s been… What is it, Tuesday… Monday… I guess it has been a long time since I’ve rocked and rolled.
BUMP BUMP wheedly deedlydeedly DEE! BUMP BUMP BUMP wha-wha weeeer do-de-doodly-deet-dee. BUMP BUMP wht-weer doort do duh dee deer. Doot doot deet doot duyh deert dee!