How to Piss Off Men

Kyle Prue

Author Margaret Atwood famously said “Men Fear Women Will Laugh at Them; Women Fear Men Will Kill Them.” While Prue’s little book is filled with witty zingers, it does come with warnings when to use, and not to use, various lines. Because some men do become violent when their petty little ego is insulted. But if you run across a pathetic specimen that needs to be taken down a few notches, these one-liners are pure snark gold:

“Oh. So it’s like Kohl’s Cash?”  Say this when  a man tries to explain crypto to you.

“I’ll just google it.” To be said right after a man finishes explaining (mansplaining) something in excruciating detail.

“So you’re, like, a Disney Adult?” Say this to a man who like Star Wars or Marvel. Some of these hurt because they are factual.